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59 shares on Slack this month:

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

This Monday could have been an email.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

44 shares on Twitch this month:

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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My soulmate is chocolate cake.

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I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

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I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

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Breaking via Slack:

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Broadcasted on Slack:

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

Just landed via WeChat:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Checking a selfie only to find there’s a demon in the reflection behind you, and it looks significantly healthier than you.

Just landed via TikTok:

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

Making waves on Messenger:

“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

Going bananas on Threads:

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

Seen just now on Twitch:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Just landed via Threads:

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

Freshly posted on Slack:

After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

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Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

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Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Keep the laugh going 😂

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

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