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- Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.
- So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.
- I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.
- Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).
- Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.