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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

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