Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no. Funny Quotes July 15, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDid I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!” Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes? I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy. If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free. I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.
