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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my…

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my…

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal battle between the stomach and the heart – a classic dilemma! 🍬🤔 It seems the candies have indeed sparked a sweet rebellion inside you. Fear not, for sometimes a little indulgence is good for the soul… even if it leads to a sugar-induced negotiation between your organs! 😂🍭"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged candy, eat, food, guilt, heart, humor, i, much, stomach, today, too, too much, yes on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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