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  • Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.
  • I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.
  • The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.
  • Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.
  • My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.
  • They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.