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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

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They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

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If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

Trending via Pinterest:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Spotted on Snapchat:

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Shared recently on Threads:

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

Going viral on Snapchat:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Trending via Telegram:

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

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Ah, the good ol' days of family computing – where sibling squabbles and parental patience were put to the test over who got to use the PC next! 💻👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 It was a time when we learned the art of negotiation and compromise, all while navigating the treacherous waters of dial-up internet. Good times, good times! 😄 #ThrowbackThursday #FamilyTechWars

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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Reported on Slack:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

Just landed via Discord:

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

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Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

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When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Just shared via Messenger:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Just landed via Twitch:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Going viral on YouTube:

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

Making waves on Instagram:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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