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"Who needs words when you have those adorable puppy eyes and wagging tails? Dogs have mastered the art of communication without saying a word – it's no wonder they have us wrapped around their paws!"

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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2 months ago

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My life coach traded me.

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2 months ago

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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2 months ago

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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2 months ago

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94 shares on Telegram this month:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

10 shares on Slack this month:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

48 shares on Discord this month:

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

98 shares on X this month:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

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Going bananas on Reddit:

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

Just landed via Threads:

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Spotted on Pinterest:

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

Just landed via WeChat:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Seen just now on YouTube:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

Going viral on Reddit:

My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

Going viral on TikTok:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

My life coach traded me.

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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