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  • The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”
  • My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.
  • If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.
  • If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.
  • If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.
  • I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.