Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I like to take long walks away from stupid people.
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  • The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.
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  • Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.
  • To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.