“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

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What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I have the sex drive of a potato.