“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult. Funny Quotes August 22, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day. Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it. I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment. “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano. “Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.