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People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

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Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

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Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

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My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

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Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

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The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

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I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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