Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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“Looks like someone’s laying down the law with some ‘Golden Rule’ vibes! 😂 Watch out, folks – pick your battles wisely, or you might just end up on the receiving end of karma! 🤷‍♂️ #TreatOthersAsYouWantToBeTreated”

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