Dudes be named Will but won’t. Commentary:🤷♂️ When you meet a guy named Will who constantly says "I won't," it really makes you wonder… Will he or won't he? The eternal mystery of the Wills in our lives! 😂 #WillHeOrWontHe Related Funny Posts 🤝 I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly. Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year. I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall. I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice. Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.