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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?