Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEvery retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day. A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping. Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day. I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?