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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

78 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

93 shares on Slack this month:

Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

69 shares on Threads this month:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

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May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

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Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

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I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

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Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

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Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

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Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

Just shared via Slack:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Just landed via TikTok:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

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Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

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“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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