Every room is a panic room if someone farts. Commentary:"Who needs security alarms when you have a natural defense system like that? 😱💨 Better hope your guests have strong noses and a good sense of humor! 😂 #PanicRoomActivated" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second. Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes. A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself. Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes? Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.