Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.
  • My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.
  • On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.
  • If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.
  • No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.
  • Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.