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🤳 "Ah, yes, the eternal struggle between dignity and the irresistible urge to overshare on social media. Who knew the quest for likes could be so treacherous? 🙈 #DignityVsOnlineReality"

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Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

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2 months ago

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I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

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2 months ago

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I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

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1 month ago

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Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

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2 months ago

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They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

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5 months ago

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According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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2 months ago

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31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

59 shares on Discord this month:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

46 shares on WeChat this month:

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

36 shares on Slack this month:

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Shared recently on X:

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

Going bananas on YouTube:

About to form my very first opinion.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

Live now on Telegram:

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Live now on Telegram:

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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