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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.