Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

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My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.