Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back. Posted onMar 18, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Story of my life: the things I love always have commitment issues. 💸🚔📱 #expensive #badboyfriendmaterial" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it. Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back. “You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back. Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances. I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…