Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.
  • I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.
  • Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.
  • I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.
  • Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.
  • Trying is the first step toward failure.