Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Story of my life: the things I love always have commitment issues. πΈππ± #expensive #badboyfriendmaterial" Related funny posts π Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not. Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly! The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it. Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business. Easy there, unsaved number.