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Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont tex…

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont tex…

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"Story of my life: the things I love always have commitment issues. 💸🚔📱 #expensive #badboyfriendmaterial"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged back, disappointment, everything, expectations, expensive, humor, i, illegal, likes, me, relationships, text, texting on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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