Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont tex… Commentary:"Story of my life: the things I love always have commitment issues. 💸🚔📱 #expensive #badboyfriendmaterial" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances. I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway. Is everything expensive or am I just poor? I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free. It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?