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Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

Making waves on YouTube:

The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

Trending via Snapchat:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Trending via WhatsApp:

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Going viral on Pinterest:

There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

2 days ago

Clever, playful text suggesting Facebook should revert to a Hot or Not style website.

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79 shares on Telegram this month:

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

Have to wear real clothes on Monday. Pray for me.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

78 shares on Threads this month:

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

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If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

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For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

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Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Spotted on Threads:

My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

Making waves on Messenger:

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

Trending via Discord:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

Making waves on Reddit:

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

Just shared via Reddit:

You give my middle finger an erection.

Making waves on Twitch:

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Going viral on Twitch:

My love language is deader than Latin.

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