For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic ‘French Fry Sacrifice’ costume – a brave choice indeed! 🍟🎃 Just be sure to watch out for those seagulls with a taste for salty snacks. Who knew Halloween could be so adventurous? 💀🌊”

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