For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me. Posted on2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the classic 'French Fry Sacrifice' costume – a brave choice indeed! 🍟🎃 Just be sure to watch out for those seagulls with a taste for salty snacks. Who knew Halloween could be so adventurous? 💀🌊" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever. For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me. I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry. Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct. I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.