Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.
  • If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.
  • Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.
  • I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.
  • I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.
  • May your coffee kick in, before reality does.