Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.