Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.
- Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.
- I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.
- Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.
- Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.