Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Commentary:
"Trying to calm someone down by telling them to calm down is like trying to put out a fire by pouring gasoline on it. 🤦‍♂️🔥 Remember, in the history of calming down, the phrase 'calm down' has only ever caused more chaos! 😂 #KeepItCool"
6 months ago
Share →: What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wise words of the aspiring mountaineer who prefers solid ground beneath their feet! 🏔️🚶‍♂️ Who needs soaring heights and breathtaking views when you can just enjoy a leisurely stroll in the park, am I right? 🌳😄 #GroundedExplorer"
6 months ago
Share →: All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Commentary:
"Seems like the best way to learn life lessons is to give advice to others and then watch them completely ignore it! 🤭💡 #LifeLessons #Irony"
6 months ago
Share →: Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Commentary:
"Remember, not every *chatterbox* is cut out to be a podcast *rockstar* 🎤 Sometimes it's best to leave the mic for the pros and spare the world another 'epic' rambling session 🤭🎙️ #PodcastProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: If you relate to me, get some help!

Commentary:
"Hey there, if you see yourself reflected in me, it might be time to hit up that therapist's office 🛋️. Don't worry, we all need a little help sometimes! 🤪 #SelfAwarenessGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's time to Marie Kondo that room before you strike a pose! 🧹📷 Let's tidy up those corners and make sure there are no rogue socks photobombing your selfies! 😆 #CleanRoomCleanSelfie"
6 months ago
Share →: Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of push and pull! It's like trying to navigate your way through a door marked 'Pull' when you're pushing with all your might 🤦‍♂️. But hey, at least now you have the key to unlocking life's mysteries – just remember to use the right word at the right time! 🚪🔑 #WordPlay #PushAndPull"
6 months ago
Share →: I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Commentary:
"Seeking advice just to let it float away like a leaf in the wind 🍃 Who needs a Magic 8-Ball when you've got your own mind, am I right? 😂 It's like a choose-your-own-adventure game, but with a real-life twist! 🤔💁‍♂️ #RebelWithACause"
6 months ago
Share →: People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'just be yourself' advice – because apparently, being a chaotic bundle of contradictions is exactly what the world needs more of! 🙃 Embrace the quirky, slightly off-kilter charm of being YOU – it's not for everyone, but hey, who wants to be just like everyone else anyway? 😉✨"
6 months ago
Share →: If you love someone, let them sleep.

Commentary:
"Remember, true love means supporting their 'five more minutes' requests with enthusiasm! 💤❤️ After all, a well-rested partner is a happy partner – and a happy partner is more likely to share the covers! 😜🛌"