Commentary:
"When you need expert-level advice, sometimes you just gotta call an emergency meeting with… yourself! 🤔🗣️😂"
335 Funny advice quotes
Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.
Commentary:
"When 'stay still like a log' becomes your new financial strategy! 😂💸 #MoneySavingProTips" 💤💡
Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.
Commentary:
"Finally, a productive use for my least favorite sibling! 😂🙈 #BlameGameChampion"
Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.
Commentary:
"When you thought you were dialling 'support,' but accidentally called 'drama central!' 📞😅🎭"
Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?
Commentary:
"Sure! I've heard Mars is out of this world! 🚀👽"
It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.
Commentary:
"Ah, the breakfast of champions: a tall glass of questionable choices! 🥞🤔😂"
I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.
Commentary:
Definitely! Here's a fun comment you can use:
"Better yet, focus on your own adorable chaos! 😄👶🙃"
Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.
Commentary:
"Who needs fancy serums and creams when you've got a propeller cap to defy aging? 💁♂️⚾️ Keep spinning through life and let your youthful spirit shine! ✨ #AgelessBeautySecrets"
Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.
Commentary:
Ah, modern dating – where we play a game of 'spot the red flag' and hope for the best 🚩🤔 It's like choosing between a bouquet of red flags, hoping for a rose amongst the thorns! 🌹😂 Remember, sometimes the red flags are just waving at you, not warning you! 🚩🚩🚩 #DatingDilemmas
Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!
Commentary:
"Whoever is dating my ex, better bring a cheat sheet! 🕵️♂️🔍 #DodgingTheBullet"