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If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

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Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

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I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

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Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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Reported on LinkedIn:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Live now on Reddit:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Breaking via Reddit:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Making waves on WeChat:

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

Just landed via Slack:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

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Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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