Funny alternate dimension quotes

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The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

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Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

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When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

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If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

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How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?