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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

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My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Going viral on Facebook:

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Just shared via WeChat:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Live now on WeChat:

A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

Trending via WeChat:

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Going viral on TikTok:

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

Reported on Instagram:

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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Just shared via Twitch:

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

Live now on Reddit:

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Breaking via YouTube:

Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

Spotted on TikTok:

Ugh, but profoundly.

Spotted on Telegram:

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

Just landed via Instagram:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Spotted on X:

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

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Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

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