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You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

Going viral on Reddit:

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

Just landed via WeChat:

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Making waves on YouTube:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

Breaking via Telegram:

I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

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Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Social Media Log 💫

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Spotted on Discord:

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

Trending via X:

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Making waves on Discord:

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

Spotted on YouTube:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

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