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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

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Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

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When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

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I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

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Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

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I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

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Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

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Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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My bank account is also in retrograde.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

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Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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Can we skip to the rich part?

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Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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