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Share →: “Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

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Naming your kid 'Autophagy' might sound trendy, but imagine their playdate with 'Photosynthesis' and 'Mitosis'! 🌱🤣

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

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Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

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“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

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“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

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The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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