Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

1816 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

11,978

Funny Quotes Topics

14,785

Funny Quotes Images

11,978

52 seconds ago

3,439

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WeChat:

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

Broadcasted on X:

Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

Just shared via Pinterest:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Going viral on Discord:

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

Spotted on Slack:

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

Home » Funny Be Yourself Quotes

Funny be yourself quotes

New funny be yourself quotes 👇

2 days ago
Share →: I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

Commentary:
Who's ready to see the uncensored sequel of "Being Myself: The Horror Story"? 🎬👻😆
6 months ago
Share →: Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

Commentary:
"Remember, there's only one original you – and thank goodness for that! 🤣 Embrace your unique quirks and flaws, because let's face it, the world can handle only one fabulous YOU! 💁‍♂️💥"

For even more funny be yourself quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny be yourself quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

1816 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

11,978

Funny Quotes Topics

14,785

Funny Quotes Images

11,978

52 seconds ago

3,427

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Making waves on Twitch:

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

Live now on Snapchat:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

Reported on Facebook:

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

Just landed via Discord:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Spotted on TikTok:

You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

Trending via Twitch:

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴