93 Funny behavior quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the internet – where keyboard warriors transform into motivational speakers, spreading positivity with the same passion they reserve for trolling. 😂🌈 Let's just hope they find some inspiration themselves amidst all that hate! #KeyboardWarriorsTurnedGurus 🙌

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

  Commentary:
  "No worries, we all have our 'plastic brain' moments! 😄 Just make sure to recycle any stray thoughts properly! 🧠🔄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

  Commentary:
  🛫✨ Welcome to the exclusive airport for seasoned socialites! Here, we promise smooth takeoffs and landings without any turbulence caused by first-time flyers forgetting basic manners. After all, it's all fun and games until someone tries to board the plane before it even arrives! Fly high with finesse at our airport – where the only baggage we allow is the one you check at the counter. 😉✈️ #TravelLikeAPro #NoNewbiesAllowed

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your spirit animal is having an existential crisis 🌀🐾 Maybe it’s a metaphor for the constant cycle of chasing our own desires in life…or maybe it just really loves belly rubs 😂🐶"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic self-inflicted forehead slap – the mating call of the wild human male 🤦‍♂️. Nothing screams irresistible like a little self-deprecation mixed with a touch of comedy gold! Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have a head-slapping good time? 🤪 #SmoothMoves"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it funny how people expect you to treat them with kindness but can't handle the heat when you serve it back? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe we should start a "Treat Others How They Treat You" challenge and see who can handle the truth the best! 😂 #KarmaIsReal

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

  Commentary:
  🤪 "As the age-old question goes: Are they really just drunk, or are they auditioning for 'Jackass' part 2? 🤔🍻"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning to everyone except for the monologuing customers turning the supermarket checkout into their personal podcast studio. 🤐🎤 #CashierIsNotYourTherapist"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal debate of who's naughty and who's nice! 🤔 Let's face it, we're all a bit mischievous at heart, but some just have a black belt in cheekiness! 😈🌟"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'jacket over the chair' move – the unofficial badge of honor for all us working-class heroes! 🧥💁‍♂️ Who needs coat hooks when you've got style and practicality all rolled into one, am I right? 😄 #WorkingClassChic"

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