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Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Just shared via Messenger:

I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

Making waves on Discord:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Going viral on Snapchat:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

Breaking via Threads:

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

Just landed via Slack:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

Trending via Facebook:

Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

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42 shares on Telegram this month:

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

93 shares on Threads this month:

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

39 shares on Discord this month:

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

36 shares on Messenger this month:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

18 shares on X this month:

Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

34 shares on Threads this month:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Just landed via X:

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

Spotted on Telegram:

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

Going viral on YouTube:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Just shared via Snapchat:

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Just shared via Threads:

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

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