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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

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Did you seriously just pique my interest?

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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The shitshow must go on.

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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I need an emergency cheeseburger.

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Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

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You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

Going viral on Instagram:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Making waves on X:

“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

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I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

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Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

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Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

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There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

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Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

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After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

Trending via Snapchat:

Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

Live now on TikTok:

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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