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I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

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All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

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Oh good. Another day.

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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

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All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

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Share →: I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

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I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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