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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

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The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

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Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

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Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

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Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

Trending via Telegram:

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

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I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Going viral on WeChat:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

44 shares on Telegram this month:

Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

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I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

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Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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Can I come over and figure you out?

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I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

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Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

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How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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My love language is being sent money.

Making waves on WeChat:

Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

Spreading quickly via Threads:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Going bananas on YouTube:

If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

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Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

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