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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

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Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

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My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

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Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

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Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

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Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

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I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

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If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

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I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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They should invent a day where I don’t think.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

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I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

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You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

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If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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