Funny breaky quotes

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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

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I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.