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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

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Share →: Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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Ah, the age-old battle between authenticity and BS – it's like a subtle whisper dueling with a loudspeaker! 🗣️🤫 Let's be real, why whisper when you can shout nonsense, right? 🤥 Just remember, it's better to keep it real in the whispers than fake it in the broadcast! 😉🙌 #AuthenticWhispersVsBSBroadcasts

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

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Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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