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Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

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My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

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How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?