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Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

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Alexa, mute my children.

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I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Trending via Telegram:

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Breaking via TikTok:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

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I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

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Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

Trending via Slack:

Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

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Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

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Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

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Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Just landed via Messenger:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

Making waves on Twitch:

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Just landed via Reddit:

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

Making waves on YouTube:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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