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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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Every cat is a little celebrity to me.

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Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

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Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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