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Share →: I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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"Me: No thanks, I'm already dizzy from trying to keep up with my own life's chaos 🌀🤪 #LifeInASpiral"

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Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

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That fight could’ve been an email.

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

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Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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