121 Funny change quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fall equinox: the perfect excuse to blame the changing season for our moody behavior! 🍂❄️ Embracing our inner darkness while blaming it on the stars? Brilliant move, my friend, embrace the chill vibes and mysterious aura! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever came up with the name 'rice cakes' was definitely stretching the definition of 'cake' to its limits… 🤔 Maybe we should call them 'rice discs' or 'puffed rice snacks' to avoid any more confusion! Let's end the rice-cake gaslighting once and for all! 🍚🍰 #RenameRiceCakes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

  Commentary:
  "Airlines be like: 🛫 'Here's a complimentary napkin to dry those tears of despair!' 💸✈️ 'Oh you want to change your flight? That'll be $8700, plus an arm and a leg please!' 😂 #FlyingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like announcing a surprise pregnancy to divert attention from a heated political debate! 🤰🏻🔥 Who needs CNN when you've got this strategic family diplomacy move? 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking News: Future president plans to bend time! 🌀⏳ Say goodbye to rush hour traffic and hello to 'Happy Hour, Part 2'! 🍸🎉 Who needs a TARDIS when we've got a president with time-bending powers? ⏰🇺🇸 #PresidentialPriorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

  Commentary:
  🎃🍂 "It's the great paradox of our times – pumpkin spice season starts sooner each year, yet some refuse to acknowledge the warming temperatures outside. Maybe we should start serving iced pumpkin spice lattes as a compromise? Just a thought! 😄☕ #ClimateChangeDilemma"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

  Commentary:
  "Today's itinerary: Changed a light bulb ✨💡, walked into a bar 🍻, and discovered my life is a slapstick comedy in the making! 🤷‍♂️😂 #LifeIsAJoke"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like love has evolved from heart emojis to YouTube views 📺❤️ Who needs romance when you've got cat videos and DIY tutorials, right? 😂💔 #modernlove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

  Commentary:
  🤖 "Ah, the universal remote control – the magical wand that grants us power over our TV kingdoms! It's like holding the keys to a whole new world of laziness and convenience. Say goodbye to the days of hunting down multiple remotes like a lost expedition leader!" 📺🔮

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days when Facebook was just a humble farmville before it blossomed into a bustling metropolis of cat videos and avocado toast selfies 🌾🚜🐄📱 #FlashbackFriday #SocialMediaGlowUp

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