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Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

My bank account is also in retrograde.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I miss you (the money I spent).

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Just shared via WhatsApp:

Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

Just landed via Facebook:

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Just landed via X:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Just shared via Threads:

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

Going bananas on Slack:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Just landed via Messenger:

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Going viral on Telegram:

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

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12 shares on YouTube this month:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

45 shares on Instagram this month:

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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11 folks are currently checking 👀

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

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No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

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Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

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Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

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Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Twitch:

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Going bananas on Twitch:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

Spotted on Threads:

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

Seen just now on Facebook:

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Going viral on YouTube:

Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

Going viral on Twitch:

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

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