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Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

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Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Social media may have been a mistake.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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Trending via TikTok:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

Making waves on Slack:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

Going viral on Telegram:

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

Live now on Instagram:

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Spreading quickly via Discord:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Live now on LinkedIn:

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

Making waves on X:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Facebook:

I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Live now on Reddit:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Live now on Threads:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Trending via LinkedIn:

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

Seen just now on Discord:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Spotted on YouTube:

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

Reported on X:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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