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I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

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I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

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No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Reported on YouTube:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Trending via TikTok:

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

Just landed via WeChat:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

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Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

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They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

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I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Just shared via Facebook:

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Making waves on Facebook:

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

Freshly posted on X:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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