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All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

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My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

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Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Going viral on X:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Seen just now on Slack:

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Trending via TikTok:

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

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Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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Just landed via Slack:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Live now on TikTok:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Trending via Telegram:

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Reported on TikTok:

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

Just shared via WeChat:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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