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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

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Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Avocado is just green butter.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

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This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

Going viral on Messenger:

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Seen just now on Slack:

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

Going viral on YouTube:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Spotted on Reddit:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Going viral on TikTok:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

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Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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Just landed via Discord:

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

Going viral on Reddit:

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Seen just now on WeChat:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Breaking via Facebook:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Reported on Threads:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Reported on Pinterest:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

Making waves on Reddit:

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

Spotted on Telegram:

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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