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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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If I were an organ, I’d fail.

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That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

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Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

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Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

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Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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