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"Rest in peace, brave tickle investigator. π΅οΈββοΈ May your quest for gang members' ticklish spots tickle their hearts forever. π #TickleMyFunnyBone"
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- Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I donβt want my loved ones to say Iβm a control freak.
- I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.
- I wasnβt feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.
- Iβm writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.
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"Ah yes, because nothing motivates a kid quite like the imminent doom of a stick figure! π€£πͺ #ParentingWin #HangmanSavior" -
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"Who says you can't take your love for merch to the grave? πποΈ Imagine the afterlife as one big concert, complete with t-shirts, CDs, and maybe even some exclusive posthumous releases! Rock on from beyond the grave! π€π" -
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"Ah, the classic 'I'm better than the Gods' spiel. π Bold move, my friend. Let's hope they have a sense of humor up there. πββοΈ Remember, even heroes can trip over their own cape sometimes! π¦ΈββοΈ #HubrisAlert" -
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Looks like it's payback time for all those years of tolerating family drama! πΈππ° #InheritancePayback -
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"Looks like even in the afterlife, this person is planning to have a social calendar busier than the Kardashians! π»πββοΈ Better make sure to RSVP in advance to meet this ghostly VIP! π #AfterlifeGoals" -
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Well, isn't life just a series of epic performances sprinkled with a touch of drama and a pinch of embellishment? ππ Remember, it's all just a dress rehearsal until the final curtain call! Why not add some jazz hands and a fabulous finale to your story? ππΊπ« -
Share β: Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”Commentary:
"Confucius knew how to make the best out of every situation – even the hangovers! πΊπ Just remember, it's all about quality over quantity…unless we're talking about #memories, then bottoms up! π₯π" -
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"Some people seem to defy all odds by successfully navigating life with minimal brain function π§ π€ͺ Here's to the walking reminders that stupidity knows no bounds! ππ" -
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"Googling symptoms: the ultimate rollercoaster ride between 'It's just allergies' and 'Guess I'm a ghost now' π»π€§ #DrGoogleSays"
Top Funny Death Quotes π₯
- When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.
- There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.
- I hope I donβt die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.
- When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.
- My plan is to die young as late as possible.
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