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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

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I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

Spotted on WeChat:

Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Reported on Twitch:

I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

Just landed via Discord:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

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The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

Shared recently on TikTok:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

Breaking via Threads:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Spotted on Slack:

I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

Just landed via YouTube:

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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