13 Funny DMs quotes

Funny DMs quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your inbox 😂💬 Whether you’re sliding into someone’s messages or just scrolling through hilarious texts, these witty lines bring laughter and good vibes ✨😆 Get ready to double-tap some epic one-liners that turn everyday chats into unforgettable moments! 📲🔥

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

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Sounds like the perfect place for a chat with my other personality! 🤔🗣️😂

You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels o…

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I may not be sliding into DMs, but I'm definitely sliding into the Tibetan fox fan club 📱🦊 #TechSavvyNot

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not y…

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When I open my DMs and see all the messages, I put on my best Sherlock Holmes hat and solve the mystery: case closed, wrong number 😂🔍📵

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

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Guess some people think DMs stand for “Desperate Messages” 😂📬

Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker o…

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When your dating profile goes from "single and ready to mingle" to "prepped and ready for the apocalypse" 🏗️🏡😂

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with …

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"Taking 'sliding into DMs' to a whole new level of sophistication! 😂📬 #DMKing"

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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"Sure, but bring snacks! 🍿📲 #CouchSurfingInTheDMs"

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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"Did her DMs go on a sabbatical? 😂📩📴"

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

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"When you both slide into his DMs but you're the one with the punchlines! 😂😂 #ComedyQueen"

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

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"Bold move! Just hope there’s a lifeguard in those DMs to save me from drowning in laughter! 😂🏊‍♀️💌"