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13 Funny DMs quotes

Funny DMs quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your inbox πŸ˜‚πŸ’¬ Whether you’re sliding into someone’s messages or just scrolling through hilarious texts, these witty lines bring laughter and good vibes βœ¨πŸ˜† Get ready to double-tap some epic one-liners that turn everyday chats into unforgettable moments! πŸ“²πŸ”₯

Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

Posted on2 weeks ago

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Posted on2 weeks ago

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Posted on2 weeks ago

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Posted on2 weeks ago

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Posted on2 weeks ago

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

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