Funny DMs quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

  Commentary:
  "Taking 'sliding into DMs' to a whole new level of sophistication! 😂📬 #DMKing"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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  Commentary:
  "Sure, but bring snacks! 🍿📲 #CouchSurfingInTheDMs"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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  Commentary:
  "Did her DMs go on a sabbatical? 😂📩📴"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

  Commentary:
  "When you both slide into his DMs but you're the one with the punchlines! 😂😂 #ComedyQueen"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

  Commentary:
  "Bold move! Just hope there’s a lifeguard in those DMs to save me from drowning in laughter! 😂🏊‍♀️💌"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

  Commentary:
  "Girl, while you're sliding into his DMs, I'm busy browsing Etsy for a real magic solution! 🧙‍♀️💫 Can't risk losing him to a simple DM battle after all! 😂 #WitchCraftOverRomance"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

  Commentary:
  "Putting 'No DMs' in your bio is the ultimate power move 💁‍♂️ Who needs validation when you've got boundaries and a sense of humor? 😂 It's like saying 'I'm too busy being fabulous to deal with all this attention 💅' #ConfidenceGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

  Commentary:
  "Need a secluded space to have those deep conversations with your inner voice? Slide into my DMs! 🤫💬 Who needs privacy when you have a direct messaging channel, right? 😂💌"

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