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Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

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I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

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The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Going viral on YouTube:

Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

Trending via Reddit:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Love is in the air fryer.

Breaking via WeChat:

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

Making waves on Discord:

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

Making waves on Telegram:

Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

28 shares on Threads this month:

We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.

10 shares on Discord this month:

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

18 shares on Discord this month:

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

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“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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Going viral on Messenger:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Spotted on Slack:

Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

Spotted on WeChat:

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Live now on LinkedIn:

No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

Live now on YouTube:

Deleted all my dating apps. I’m ready to find the love of my life in World of Warcraft.

Freshly posted on Slack:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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