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Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”
To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.
Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.
Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.
I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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5 months ago
Share →: SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

Commentary:
🍌🤓 "When it comes to SEO, some experts are truly bananas! 🍌🤪 Who knew that a simple fruit could be the secret to skyrocketing traffic? 🚀😂 Don't be surprised if you start seeing 'banana optimization' guides popping up soon! 📈🍌 #SEOBananaRankingFactor"
5 months ago
Share →: Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

Commentary:
"Who needs food when you can have a liquid diet, right? 🍺🍁 Prost to the ultimate Oktoberfast challenge! Just be sure to 'stein' in moderation 😉🤣 #OktoberfestGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Commentary:
Oh, that's just me expressing my deep appreciation for fine dining in a unique way! 🍽️👅 Who needs shame when you have delicious charcuterie? 😁 #PlateLickerExtraordinaire
5 months ago
Share →: Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Commentary:
"Those who can still squeeze into their wedding dresses years later must have missed the memo about enjoying a good meal 🍔🍰🍕. Let's be real, life is too short for skinny jeans and small portions! #EatAndBeMerry"
5 months ago
Share →: Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'nod and chew.' *chomp chomp* Excellent point, food, you truly have a way with flavors! 🍔👏 Keep the delicious wisdom coming!"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic midlife crisis conundrum: gym membership and protein shakes vs. Snickers for breakfast in bed 🍫💪 Talk about tough life choices! Looks like the Snickers won the battle this time. Who needs abs when you've got chocolate, right? 🤷‍♂️ #MidlifeCrisisGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Commentary:
Wow, talk about a wild excuse for not replying! 😂 Next time, just blame it on bad signal or falling asleep. 🤷‍♂️ Hopefully, you didn't make any cloud friends up there! ☁️🦅
5 months ago
Share →: Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Commentary:
Ah, seaweed – nature's way of giving us a salty hug with a hint of slimy love! 🌊🌿 Perfect for those days when you want to feel like you're eating saltwater taffy straight from the ocean floor. Just add a dash of seaweed and voilà, you've got yourself a snack that's both salty and slippery! 🧂🤪 So go ahead, embrace the algae and dive into the slimy goodness of seaweed
5 months ago
Share →: My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Commentary:
Oh, the ultimate crime – cheesecake theft in the name of good food and poor hearing! 🍰🚪 At least now he knows that if he wants a slice of that delicious dessert, he better make sure to shout louder next time! 🔒😂
5 months ago
Share →: The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

Commentary:
"Everyone becomes a detective at the all-you-can-eat buffet, surveilling each other's plates with eagle eyes 👀🕵️‍♂️. It's a real foodie crime scene! 🍽️😂"