Funny effect quotes

• I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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  1 week ago

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• Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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  2 weeks ago

  addiction, caffeine, crazy, drug, effect, energy, God, health, humor, just, negative, short, side, side effect, super, super drug

• Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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  2 weeks ago

  affect, confusion, effect, Googling, grammar, humor, incognito, internet, search, vs, window

• Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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  2 weeks ago

  drink, effect, everyday, everyday life, fast, humor, i, irony, life, same, standing, sure, too

• Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

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  3 weeks ago

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• There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

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  3 weeks ago

  effect, humor, i, joke, men, migraine, relationship, self-deprecation

• Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

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  3 weeks ago

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• The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

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  3 weeks ago

  celebration, effect, humor, kiss, life, play, real, real life, romance, should, sitcom, someone, sound, sound effect, track, whenever

• Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

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  3 weeks ago

  almost, audio, audio recording, being, chicken, effect, fried, frying, humor, listening, rain, rain sound, recording, sound, sound effect, sounds

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