Funny effect quotes

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  21 hours ago

  Share →: Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

  Commentary:
  When you're trying to relax to rain sounds, but instead end up craving fried chicken 🤔🍗☔😂

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

  Commentary:
  "Priorities: keeping fries safe since day one! 🚗🍟😄 #FoodOverFriends"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, caffeine – the ultimate 'miracle' drug straight from the heavens! ☕️🙌 No short or long-term negative side effects, just pure energy and questionable life choices. Who needs angels when you've got a good old cup of joe to guide you through the day? 😜☕️ #DivineEnergyBoost"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the eternal struggle of effect vs affect – a clandestine Google quest for grammatical clarity! 🕵️‍♂️💭 Judging by the incognito window, this grammar dilemma might just be too scandalous for the regular search history! 🕵️‍♀️🔍💻"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

  Commentary:
  "Why bother with fancy cocktails when the simple act of standing up quickly can give you that instant buzz? 🍸💨 Who needs a drink when you've got gravity on your side? 🌪️😂 #LifeHack"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

  Commentary:
  Well, it looks like even criminals are feeling the heat from the digital age! 📰💻 Imagine the struggle of trying to cut and paste your handwritten demands when everyone is switching to text messages and emails. Looks like ransom notes are going virtual too! #OldSchoolCrimeGoneDigital 🕵️‍♂️💻

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the power of watching people dance while listing side effects—truly mesmerizing! 💃💊 Maybe I should try busting a move next time I talk about potential risks of overeating chocolate… 🍫💃 Just imagine the "chocolate overdose cha-cha"!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, this person's charm is so powerful that it can induce not just any effect, but migraines! 💁🏻‍♀️💥 Might need to reconsider their flirting techniques…or invest in some extra-strength pain relief! 🤕😂 #PowerfulButPainful"

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