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Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

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Updated

Mar 1, 2026

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Broadcasted on Messenger:

Come on, karma, do your job.

Just shared via WeChat:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Broadcasted on Discord:

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

Just shared via Messenger:

I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Going viral on Messenger:

Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money?

Making waves on Telegram:

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

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79 shares on YouTube this month:

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

Calling the police when someone unfollows.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

100 shares on Threads this month:

I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

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Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

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The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

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Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

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Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I like you because we hate the same people.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

Going bananas on Reddit:

I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

Going viral on Facebook:

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Live now on Slack:

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

Just landed via YouTube:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Going viral on YouTube:

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

Freshly posted on X:

The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

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